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Bobby Austin
Lead Vocals, Backing
Vocals, Bass Guitar & Shock Treatments.
Originally found wandering the Port
Huron area, Bobby started his music career and his treatment in Boston,
MA. in 1986. Out on weekend passes from the Hospital, he spread his
disturbed style of playing all over the New England area. Playing a mix
of covers and originals with all sort of party animals and shady
characters.
Returning to Michigan in 1988 after being released, he spent his time
playing various clubs and parties, all the while preaching about the
medicinal benefits of Beer. After several years playing in various
bands, Bobby was once again at the wrong end of a straight jacket when
he escaped.
Totally Disturbed was the perfect medium to spread the word and soon
Bobby could be found on stage causing more serious moral dilemmas than
President Clinton.


Tim Frederick (aka - Mr. Happy)
Lead
Guitar, Rhythm Guitar, Lead & Backing Vocals
& Therapy Sessions.
Coming from a normal Mid-western family, Mr. Happy was considered to be
an everyday average guy. Quite to the contrary, it was later to be
revealed that he was in fact Eric Clapton's love child. Conceived on a
tour bus, Mr. Happy was a natural bus driver with an intense desire to
be the best kazoo player he could be. In 1989, he started playing guitar
and forsaking his beloved kazoo. He joined Totally Disturbed in 1995
after a serious bout with a Chinese food addiction. Now he can be found
playing "slow-hand" style guitar and reminiscing about the "Acid-tests"
in a club near you.


Don Bullis
Percussion,
Vocals & Psychiatry.
Don has been with us for quite a while and though this position has been
held by several, very talented, musicians that for one reason or another
have ceased to exist, Don comes to us with the soul intent to kill or be
eaten by the band members as a whole 7 course meal. In spite of past
drummers, most who have actually blown up, others have spontaneously
combusted, while some have just disappeared never to be seen again, Don
has not seem frightened to date but he may be after we show him the
bodies... Totally Disturbed does not usually condone abuse of musicians
in any way, but the mysterious circumstances surrounding pervious
percussionists leaves reason for concern. Cannibalism, Narcolepsy and
Split-personality disorders have been common within this band, but we
ARE from Michigan and he IS JUST A DRUMMER.

DISCLAIMER : Totally Disturbed is 3 individuals with the
desire to warp all minds that they may come in contact with. Please read
the warning label and take as directed. Do not operate heavy machinery
unless you have reached the mandatory 12-beer minimum. Consult your
physician in cases of insomnia or nymphomania. Deranged mentality may be
prolonged by spending any amount of time with any of the above mentioned
patients. The soup of the day is: chicken noodle. For external use only.
Don't drink & drive, keep drinking and forget where your car is.
Every precaution has been taken to
insure the steady and constant assault of mentally debilitating
Rock-N-Roll by
will be kept up to the highly insane
level it always has been and always will be. |